Funny, Random & Wise Phrases – Windows Live

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
~Author : William Osler Famous Quotes

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
~Author : Donald Robert Perry Marquis Inspirational Sayings

Before God we are all equally wise – and equally foolish.
~Author : Albert Einstein Nice Quotes

Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames.
~Author : W Somerset Maugham Great Sayings

Weird, isn’t it Somehow in the dead of winter when its 40 below, so cold your words just freeze in the air, you think you’ll never hear a robin’s song again or see a blossom on a cherry tree, when one day you wake up and bingo, light coming through the mini blinds is softened with a tick of rose and the cold morning air has lost its bite. It’s spring once again, the streets are paved with mud and the hills are alive with the sound of mosquitos.
~Author : Andrew Schneider Meaningful Sayings

A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.
~Author : Emily Dickinson Wise Quotes

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts.
~Author : Rachel Carson Motivational Sayings

Nothing is really so poor and melancholy as art that is interested in itself and not in its subject.
~Author : George Santayana Famous Quotes

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
~Author : P G Wodehouse Inspirational Sayings

Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
~Author : Unknown Nice Quotes

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
~Author : Dorothy Parker book review Great Sayings

The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.
~Author : Logan Pearsall Smith Meaningful Sayings

Good music is good music, and everything else can go to hell.
~Author : Dave Matthews VH1 Special Trey And Dave Go To Africa Wise Quotes

Every artist was first an amateur.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Motivational Sayings

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
~Author : C S Lewis Famous Quotes

I have one great fear in my heart, that one day when they (the whites of South Africa) have turned to loving, they will find we (the blacks) are turned to hating.
~Author : Alan Stewart Paton Inspirational Sayings

Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; take honour from me and my life is done.
~Author : William Shakespeare Nice Quotes

In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer.
~Author : Albert Camus Great Sayings

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence — and then success is sure.
~Author : Mark Twain Meaningful Sayings

Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible.
~Author : Edward Teller Wise Quotes

No vision and you perish No Ideal, and you’re lost Your heart must ever cherish Some faith at any cost. Some hope, some dream to cling to, Some rainbow in the sky, Some melody to sing to, Some service that is high.
~Author : Harriet Du Autermont Motivational Sayings

The future is the past returning through another gate.
~Author : Arnold Glasgow Famous Quotes

I won’t take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.
~Author : Carl Sandburg Inspirational Sayings

It is said that the camera cannot lie, but rarely do we allow it to do anything else, since the camera sees what you point it at: the camera sees what you want it to see.
~Author : James Baldwin Nice Quotes

Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.
~Author : Sir Winston Churchill Great Sayings

Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work.
~Author : Gustave Flaubert Meaningful Sayings

Orthodoxy means not thinking–not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.
~Author : George Orwell 1984 Wise Quotes

Life is a series of collisions with the future it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be.
~Author : Jose Ortega y Gasset Motivational Sayings

Sweet are the slumbers of the virtuous man.

It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.
~Author : Edgar Allan Poe Famous Quotes

Sweet are the slumbers of the virtuous man.
~Author : Joseph Addison Cato Inspirational Sayings

A stiff apology is a second insult. The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.
~Author : Gilbert Keith Chesterton Nice Quotes

Over one mind and over ones body the individual is sovereign.
~Author : John Stuart Mill On Liberty Great Sayings

Men are never so likely to settle a question rightly as when they discuss it freely.
~Author : Thomas Babington Meaningful Sayings

Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being.
~Author : Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Wise Quotes

There comes a time in every man’s life and I’ve had many of them.
~Author : Casey Stengel Motivational Sayings

And all people live, Not by reason of any care they have for themselves, But by the love for them that is in other people.
~Author : Leo Tolstoy Famous Quotes

You will find something more in woods than in books. Trees and stones will teach you that which you can never learn from masters.
~Author : Saint Bernard Epistle Inspirational Sayings

Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
~Author : George Bernard Shaw Nice Quotes

I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
~Author : Dana Carvey Great Sayings

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market.
~Author : Don Hays Meaningful Sayings

There is no sudden leap into the stratosphere… There is only advancing step by step, slowly and tortuously, up the pyramid towards your goals….
~Author : Ben Stein Wise Quotes

We rarely think that people have good sense unless they agree with us.
~Author : La Rochefoucauld Motivational Sayings

When I stopped seeing my mother with the eyes of a child, I saw the woman who helped me give birth to myself.
~Author : Nancy Friday Famous Quotes

Rap music… sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.
~Author : Tom Robbins Inspirational Sayings

Nothing is so difficult but that it may be found out by seeking.
~Author : Terence Nice Quotes

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
~Author : Arnold Bennett Great Sayings

You lose it if you talk about it.
~Author : Ernest Hemingway Meaningful Sayings

Afflicted by love’s madness all are blind.
~Author : Sextus Propertius Wise Quotes

People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I’m not a crook. I earned everything I’ve got.
~Author : Richard Milhous Nixon Motivational Sayings

There are some people who leave impressions not so lasting as the imprint of an oar upon the water.
~Author : Kate Chopin Famous Quotes

An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
~Author : Plutarch Morals Inspirational Sayings

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
~Author : Ogden Nash Nice Quotes

God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
~Author : Benjamin Franklin Great Sayings

Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life.
~Author : Benjamin Disraeli Meaningful Sayings

The woman of my dreams knows how to break into systems.
~Author : Doug Tygar Wise Quotes

Beauty is but the sensible image of the Infinite. Like truth and justice it lives within us; like virtue and the moral law it is a companion of the soul.
~Author : George Bancroft Motivational Sayings